Megalomaniac Urashima's Fan Fiction















This is Rated R for blood, violance and similar themes. Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12


Do Angels Fear the Reaper? CHAPTER 6

On the planet IG88 where Kei and Yuri decided to live out their days, Kei 
sat in a chair beside Yuri’s hospital bed. Yuri had just come out of the ex-
ray room and had her arm and leg put in a cast. She was looking very 
upset having had her honeymoon turned into a living hell. She didn’t even 
have anything to do with it. Well, she hoped she didn’t.

She lay there in the bed with her eyes glued on Kei’s saddened face. Yuri 
was furious and could do very little to console herself let alone for Kei to 
do anything. Upon Kei’s lap were the petals of some flowers Kei had 
bought for her. The fluffed flowers were now scattered all over the floor 
having been flung back in an outburst.

“Yuri, please hear me out,” Kei pleaded.

“Look, Kei, my head was shaved thanks to fire that you caused by 
bringing that nutcase there, my husband is undergoing skin grafting to 
recovered from the second and third degree burns he received upon saving 
me from the destruction that you caused by bringing that nut case over, my 
honey moon was ruined because of all this! What more do I need to hear?” 
Yuri ranted.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t do anything differently then how it went,”

“You could have saved me on your own!”

“I would not have stood a chance against that demon. Both of them would 
have my life in a second or yours,”

“But bringing them together is what caused all this, didn’t you figure that 
out while you were flirting with him at that damned bar you mentioned?”

“I was not flirting,” 

“Look, Kei, I don’t care, this has, damn it, Kei this has all gone to hell for 
me! What do you expect me to do about it?”

“I’m sorry, Y..”

“It’s Mrs. Suzuki!” she clenched her teeth. Kei looked up in shock and 
then back at her hands and then feet. She stood up to leave. “Where’re you 
going?”

“To work, I need to,” Kei didn’t finish her sentence. She wiped her eyes 
with her free hand and left the room.

“Kei, come back tomorrow, ok!?” Yuri called after her. She hoped she 
wasn’t too harsh. After a few minutes of silence she realized she was too 
harsh. She looked at the petals on the floor beside the bed.

--

A half hour later Kei got out of the taxi and headed into the bar she got a 
job at. It was the same bar Pete owned. After all that happened, this was a 
place of refuge for her. She decided to enjoy it even though her arm was 
still in a cast from that sword attack. It would probably leave a scar. She 
had already gone through multiple blood tests. She had no idea how many 
people he had slaughtered with that blade and frankly did not want to 
know.

She walked passed some people talking and went behind the bar. She 
grabbed a glass and put it in the sink behind her. Out of the corner of her 
eye was the one thing that made her feel very old. Sitting, flirting, and 
chatting with a man who looked too good to be true was Riza. Kei could 
have sworn she was watching herself on TV.

“Let me get this straight, you single handedly took out the entire red 
serpent smuggling operation?” he mused.

“Heh, yeah I kicked their asses here to Mars! Was a lot of fun,” she 
grabbed her drink and found it empty, “Mind getting me another?” she 
asked sweetly.

“Sure,” he got up and walked away. He stopped when he saw Kei’s face. 
She was dry and not amused at the scene. “You, ok, Miss?” he asked.

“No, say, Mr. hot stuff, you know who that is?” she asked.

“She would be Miss Riza Fonte, she said she worked at the 3WA,” he 
smiled.

“Yes, and did she say her code name?”

A watch alarm went off and Riza ran out of the door for her motorcycle. 
Her partner had just called her. It was an emergency.

“Uh, damn, she ran off, code name? No she didn’t actually, why?”

“Never mind, best you don’t worry about that,” Kei yawned and walked 
over to another customer.

--

“Jaded, you idiot! I was having a great date, why’d you go and get us 
another mission!?” Riza shouted through the com link as she rode her 
motorcycle across town. She was headed fro the space dock where the 
Lovely Angel awaited. 

“Listen here, Rizzo, this mission was not of my choosing. Chief Gooley 
along with the Central Computer chose us for this mission. We are the best 
for it and we must take it right away. I told you not to go off on some 
stupid date in case something like this happens!”

“What’s the mission?” Riza gave in.

“A terrorist has hijacked a United Galactica heavy cruiser and taken the 
crew hostage. General Sheevus is on that ship!”

“Damn, that old man still alive?”

“He won’t be for long if you don’t get your butt over here now!”

“I’m at the damn space port already, shudap!” Riza cut communications 
and headed for the ship.

A few days later Kei was seated once again with a bouquet of flowers she 
bought with her latest pay check beside Yuri’s bed. Yuri took them and 
looked them over.

“Thank you Kei, I’m sorry I was so upset,”

“No, you were right, I wasn’t strong enough to find a better,” Kei was cut 
off.

“Kei, drop it, that doesn’t matter any more. We have new lives to love 
now. Sides my hair is coming back!” she laughed as she ran her fingers 
through the stubbles on her head.

Kei laughed as well until a massive explosion a few miles away tore the 
good mood away from her. “What the hell was that?” she stood up and ran 
over to the window. She stared in horror as a shock wave raced towards 
them.  

Kei turned her back to the window just as the shockwave struck. Glass flew in 
shard and stuck to her back. A few hit hard enough to shed blood. She winced 
until the destruction stopped. 

"Are you ok?" they asked each other. The power went out for a moment and the 
back up generator kicked in. A nurse ran into the room and soon left upon 
seeing that everything was relatively ok. Suddenly the pair felt outside 
themselves.

Destruction, collateral damage, untold casualties. If that blast hit any closer, they 
might have become a statistic.

Kei took her shirt off carefully and pulled it over her cast. "How's it look?"

"A few cuts, I should call a nurse in," Yuri offered.

"No, they'll be busy, can you do it?" Kei sat down on her bed.

"I guess,"

--

"Damn it, you ok?" Riza asked. She pulled herself out of the wreckage of the UG 
cruiser. 

"Yeah," Jade moaned and grabbed Riza's hand. They were soon free of the 
wreckage. Jade looked at her leg and found it badly cut. It had been a clever 
trap. The hostages survived while the ship was locked on auto-pilot.

They attempted to fix it, now they were lucky to be alive.

"Another casualty count," Jade sighed.

"Forget it, Jade, we have company!" Riza grabbed her blaster and hid in the 
wreckage. An insect like drone ship flew over. It was a UG model.

"Riza! That's not the enemy!"

"Use your gun scope on it!"

Jade aimed her gun and got a good look at the serial number on the other side. 
It was in code and only certain gun sights could read it. The drone flew out of 
sight to turn and make another. "Same model as this ship."

"Thought so, this terrorist aims to take us out," Riza commented.

"I need to get this treated, soon," Jade held her leg. The wound was getting 
worse.

"There's a hospital a few miles ahead, I'll try and get us over there," Riza 
watched the drone fly out if sight again and picked Jade up in her arms. She ran 
down the street which was littered with ruptured concrete and shattered glass. 
After a few blocks, Riza spotted an abandoned car and tossed Jade inside.

Back in Yuri’s room, "This just in, the downtown area has been struck by a 
United Galactica cruiser. The cause, damage and causality counts are not 
available yet. Stay tuned for more information as we can provide it," the 
newscaster explained on the TV. Kei sat there as a nurse bandaged up her back. 

"A UG cruiser eh?" Kei thought aloud. 

"Hang on tight, Jade. There's the hospital!" Riza bounced the car up and down 
with each enormous rupture in the concrete. Jade had wrapped some cloth 
tightly around her wound, but the jarring proved a problem.

"Can't you take a different road?" she whined.

"All these roads leading to the hospital are messed up deal with it!" Riza barked.

"Uh, Riza, behind you."

"What?" she looked in the review mirror. Three UG squadron type mobile assault 
suits were hot on their tail. The middle one took aim and fired. Riza jerked the 
car away and narrowly dodged the blast.

"Explosions?" Kei walked over to the window to the street down below. Three UG 
suits and a speeding car were heading for the hospital 5 stories below. "Yuri."

"Yes?"

"Looks like we have company," Kei sat down in a chair and sighed. A moment 
later an explosion rattled the building.

"What was that?" Yuri asked.

"You know what it was."

"A rocket launcher?"

Kei nodded.

People ran in fear, nurses closed doors. The fire alarm was set off followed by 
water sprinklers. Kei ripped the plastic curtain off the window and tossed it to 
Yuri. Water fell down upon them for a minute or so and stopped.

"What's going on, Kei?" Yuri tossed the wet curtain aside.

"The Dirty Pair."

Yuri blinked at the comment. Another explosion rocked the building. "One 
down?"

Kei nodded. This was almost scaring them more than the battle at Nexus. Their 
life passed before their eyes and ears in surround sound, vibrating seats and 
visually if they cared to look. It was very unsettling.

"You going to go out there?" Yuri asked.

"I guess so. I wish I had a gun though."

"Heh, I know what you mean. They used to appear whenever you needed one."

"I'll just have a look around." Kei put her wet shirt back on and dragged the 
chair behind her.  Another large explosion jarred the building. "I'm going to 
regret this." She opened the door just as a speeding tro con flew by with her 
grav jets flaring. Behind her were two speeding UG suits. Rockets flew by, walls 
were obliterated. Kei flung the chair into one of them, they both slammed into 
the wall opposite her and tried to recompose themselves.

The other trocon finally caught up, her leg was in a cast. She fired shots at the 
two UG suits and destroyed their jets. They returned fire only to have the first 
trocon come back and slam a rocket launcher into them. Kei had shut the door 
only to have it and herself flung across the room in the explosion. She tossed it 
aside and groaned.

“Damn it, Rizzo! Don’t kill them! We need to know where they stashed General 
Sheevus!” she complained. Yuri cringed at the attitude in her voice.

“Hey, Dirty Pair!” Kei shouted in anger.

“Dirty!?” Riza opened her eyes wide and went to shout back, but stopped upon 
seeing who it was.

“Get them the hell out of here! No fighting in the hospital, you morons!” Kei 
bitched.

“Yes, Ma’am,” Riza muttered and drug a suit to the wall that had been blown 
earlier. They both rocketed outside and carried the suits to the ground below.

“Kei, you alright?” Yuri asked.

“I hate feeling like how people felt about us!” she sat on the bed and shoved her 
open hand upon her face. 

“Heh, well, could you see if my husband is ok?” Yuri requested.

“Yeah, sure, be right back,” she sighed and left the room. Her hair and clothes 
were soaked and drying, her cast was damaged although her arm seemed to 
have survived. Her back was a mess from the glass and worst of all, she felt old. 
She would be lucky to survive whatever mess the new pair would cause.