Megalomaniac Urashima's Fan Fiction



This is rated R - features emotional trauma, vampires, and vampiric action etc. Read with caution and please tell me what you like and don't like ^^


Dirty Pair in Helloween

“Damn it, Kei, get out of my room! Can’t you see I’m busy?” Yuri 
shouted. Kei had been bothering her for sometime now. Now, Kei 
looked upset yet understanding, she put the fake vampire teeth 
away.

“So playful, so bothersome,” Yuri thought. She was lying down in a 
wet street on the planet Ramstein. She lamented all that brought 
her there. Kei was no where to be seen.

She got up and walked down the street with a limp. Her arms and 
right leg were bandaged from many wounds. She managed to 
survive every battle up until now. She wished she could say the 
same for all those she was working along side. She hoped Kei was 
alright.

She remembered what the Chief said, “Be careful Angels, this is 
not a mission to be taken lightly,” he was right.

--

“Fine, fine,” Kei said and left the room. She headed for the door.

“Where’re you going?” Yuri asked. She was somewhat concerned 
for her friend.

“Getting some beer and social points down at Mikako’s, want 
anything?” she asked while putting on her shoes and coat.

“No, I have to finish this report. Don’t come home too late or drunk!”

“Yeah, Yeah, see you later, Yuri,” Kei smiled and left.

Hours went by and sleep brought its weight down upon Yuri as she 
typed. The next morning she awoke to find her report looking 
awfully redundant. The screen was covered with the single letter ‘g’ 
from sleeping on the keyboard. She fixed it up and saved the file.

“Stupid computer,” she yawned and got up from her chair. The 
video phone on the wall in their kitchen started ringing. It was 
probably the chief. “Yeah, hold on, Kei you up!?” she shouted. No 
reply came from it. She walked over to her room to find the drunk 
sleeping all sprawled on her bed and tangled in her sheets.

Yuri growled and grabbed her foot. In a moment Kei was on the 
floor along with her sheets. Yuri left for the video phone.

--

“Vampires? What the heck are you on, Chief?” Kei laughed from 
within the Chief’s office. The chief just shook his head.

“Really, and on Halloween of all days!” Yuri rubbed her face in 
frustration and sighed.

“I’m sorry, but this mission stands as the greatest we were ever 
hired to do, sadly most of the people who have paid us have 
already succumbed to the vampires. We have a whole planet 
paying us now. We need you two, as our best agents,”

“Best paid agents,” Kei added. Yuri smiled and nodded in 
agreement.

“Look, if you come back alive, you will have a vacation like no other, 
your choice in place and length. Well, no longer than a month not 
counting travel there,”

“We’re sold already,” Kei tried to stifle a giggle. She just wanted to 
try out Nexus for once. It was a vacation planet like no other. The 
place all the rich wedding couples go for their honeymoons.

“Here’s the data. Just come back alive, ok?” he pleaded with a sigh.

“We always do,” Kei took it, smiled and walked off. Yuri soon 
followed behind her looking equally confident.

Chief Gooley just shook his head, he knew what they were in forr 
this time, and it wasn’t going to be pretty.

--

Upon arriving on the planet Ramstein, they walked down to the 
awaiting United Galactica volunteer group. 50 men and women 
already to escort them to where they believe the man responsible 
for this is located at. The group was larger than this and they had 
far more munitions than before. The vampires come in swarms. 
They took their toll on the group.

Kei stretched her arms above her head an yawned. She aimed to 
get the men’s attention. It wasn’t all that hard either. Yuri took 
notice and groaned in her unique way. She headed for the general 
whom seemed no worse for wear. He was not looking all that happy 
either.

“Hello, This is Kei, I’m Yuri, we are from the.”

“3WA Trouble Consultants, yes, we know. It’s hard to miss such an 
observation by the looks of you two. To think a couple of femmes 
would prance around in such ridiculous outfits,” the general ranted. 
He was quite peeved in general.

“Hey, we are free to wear whatever we see fit!” Kei bit back and 
clenched her fist.

“Says a lot about your character, eh?” he bit back.

“You think we’re just a couple of rookie ditzes looking to have some 
fun?” Kei growled.

“I have seen the carnage and I don’t wish for the two of you to be 
involved,” the general said plainly.

Yuri took notice of his true intentions, “Kei, drop it!”

“Ah, c’mon, I want to punch him one in the nose!” Kei smacked her 
fist into her other hand.

“Another time, night draws closer. We need to get the lay down of 
the area, the situation, maybe some weapons,”

“I know, I know,”

“Come with me,” the general requested and walked passed his 
troops to a bus awaiting them. They took it to their encampment a 
few miles away.

“Ok, let me get this straight,” Yuri started, “You don’t know who is 
responsible for this. You have a vague idea where he is located 
based on the movements of 300 vampires.”

“It’ll be 500 by tonight,” the general added without much thought.

“Great, limited fuel, limited weapons, limited man power and short 
of blowing the roof off of every building and flooding the sewers to 
lure them all out into the daylight. We have to wade our way 
through the swarms to figure out where we need to go to take out 
the man behind this?”

“It sucks, I know, but it’s all we have to work with. A reinforcement 
ship should get here in a couple days. Top secret rumor has it that 
it’ll have the cure on board.”

“So soon? I knew they were making one, but.” Yuri put a hand to 
her chin. Kei was looking out of the window.

“Well, this situation threatens the safety of the entire planet. The 
UG leaders fear that the man behind this will use the slaved 
vampires for making an army or even a space armada rivaling his 
own. Can you imagine the strength of vampire warriors in armored 
suits and high powered guns only they could wield let alone 
conquest planets etc? We were allowed to kill the victims if they 
attack us, but that didn’t slow them down much.”

“Kill them even if a cure was on the way?” Kei took notice. She had 
taken the words right out of Yuri’s mouth.

“I’m afraid so, worse thing is, we had to kill many of our own in the 
process. As equipped as our forces have to be, having them as an 
enslaved vampire is out of the question.”

“Wonderful,” Yuri muttered.

Kei scratched her head and decided to ask the most important 
question, “What weapons do we use?”

“We have a sword made of silver. It’ll break easily so use it carefully. 
Lots of silver bullets, shot guns, cannons, basic upgraded old 
weapons,” he turned to a comrade whom whispered in his ear.

“No energy weapons?” Kei frowned.

“It’s powerful, but only burns them, they heal quickly. The silver has 
proved useful. It looks like the doctor is enough of a horror otaku to 
include the weaknesses as well into his disease. Darkness comes 
in les than an hour, we march.”

“Can’t we take the bus?” Kei asked. She grabbed a couple shot 
guns and strapped them to her back. She then strapped on the 
sheath to her belt followed by a couple revolvers. She looked a 
silver bullet over having never seen one before.

“It took us 2 horrid nights and a day or so to capture the space port 
and the area we are in. We have very little fuel left so unless we 
can find a refill station on the way there, we have to walk. Don’t 
worry, the vampires can only jump high, they can’t fly or shape shift. 
Also, remember, shoot to kill, we have the universe to save, the 
planet if we’re lucky,” he explained.

“Ok, let’s go then,” Kei had fully armed up, carrying more than 
generally allowed, but the troops didn’t bother to complain. 

Yuri sheathed a sword and strapped a shot gun to her back 
followed by some bullet rounds. “Yes, let’s hurry, I figure we head 
for the closest, largest, darkest mansion.”

“Good idea,” the general commented.

The group of 52 started running down the street. Soon the two 
angels were in the middle of the group as requested by the general. 
They couldn’t argue. Night drew closer. It soon the night ate the day 
leaving nothing behind. The creatures of the night stirred and 
searched for food.

Kei looked over her shoulder at an alley they passed. She was 
becoming paranoid. Yuri took the shot gun and checked to see if it 
was loaded, she then closed it and cocked it.

“Here they come, troops, guests, fire at will, but stay close.  Make 
every shot count!” the general shouted. Ten vampires crawled out 
of the wood work and lunged at the troops, shots were fired taking 
them out. They crumpled into horrific corpses. More would come in 
seconds.

Far above the battle stood a man with a big cloak, he smiled at the 
new people to play with. Everything was according to plan. He 
would give them this night, but the next would prove fatal.

A couple days have came and went. The reinforcements with the 
cure were shot down by an unnamed perpetrator. Now the daylight 
wasn’t safe. The troops have fallen in number and worse of all, Kei 
had disappeared. Yuri fought to find where she last contacted her 
from. 

She was alone now, lost in the streets of this peaceful city on the 
verge of annihilation. The vampire swarms have multiplied to 700 or 
so just by a guess. There were a hundred or so dead by now 
though Yuri prayed to who ever would listen that Kei was ok. She 
could be hiding somewhere, she could be trapped somewhere. She 
could be captured; she could be dead, or turned into a vampire. 
Yuri shook the thoughts from her head, but it was no use. They 
were separated and may never see each other again. Their bond 
was weakening leaving Yuri depressed.

Kei was the strong one, she would avenge her, but now Kei was 
gone or worse. She also prayed not to find her if she was a vampire. 
She did not want to kill her. There was no cure, there was no 
contact to the outside. She was losing hope fast. All she could do 
now was to survive. She loaded another round into her shot gun 
and shot down a couple more vampires charging her. She then 
took her sword and sliced a couple in half. They fell to the ground 
and shriveled.

The swarm saw no end. She didn’t care. She had one goal and it 
stood before her. A giant fortress barred down so the inside would 
be an eternal night. She had no firepower to blow it up, none 
existed save for her ship, but it was too far away.

Her arm had been scraped and nearly bit many times. It was 
bandaged up with cloth from some of the victims of this atrocity. 
She fired a few more shots and loaded again.

She turned her communicator on again to get only static. She had 
been doing this for the past day or so. She knew it wouldn’t be any 
different, but she didn’t care.

She wiped her face only to have a large male vampire tackle her to 
the ground, he thrust his fangs towards her only to get the side of 
the shot gun barrel into his mouth. Yuri struggled to get out from 
under him. She could see other vampires closing in. If she lingered 
any longer, she wouldn’t survive the night. She cried out of 
frustration and made a decision.

She would fight on in Kei and the troops’ memory. She would not 
be a weak flower to cry in battle. If it meant killing every last one of 
them then so be it. Was no different than the original plan, but she 
would not look back anymore. 

If Kei was dead, she was going to give her the best funeral she 
could give her. If she was alive, she would punch her in the face. If 
she was a vampire, she didn’t know what to think about that. She 
kicked the vampire off of her and sliced him with her sword. 
Another vampire latched onto her right leg and bit down hard. She 
screamed in rage and lobbed off her head. She then shot down a 
few more vampires and dragged her bleeding leg to an alley. 

She cut the wound with the sword which sizzled unnaturally as it 
touched the venom from the bite. She let it bleed for awhile and 
then closed it up with some cloth from a crumpled victim nearby. 
Hopefully her immune system could take out whatever was left. 
She gave up worrying about that and tried to stand. A vampire 
charged forward and lost his head to a gun blast. She loaded 
another find that she was running low finally. She wished she had 
Kei’s ammo, but then again that would be bad for Kei.

She could get her partner out of her mindset, she tried to run and 
fell down on her face. She then pushed herself back onto her feet 
with help of a wall nearby. She cursed under her breath at the idea 
she would have to trek slower now. She only had a couple blocks 
left. She had no idea how many vampires were over there, but they 
were increasing in number and frequency. Day time would not 
come for another few hours.

She thought about moving in the day time, but she had to find food 
and sleep then. With all of the gashes and scrapes she has gotten 
the past few days and nights, she needed the rest. 

A block or so and an empty shot gun later, Yuri collapsed from 
exhaustion. The sun peaked out over the horizon and allowed her 
to rest. She was out of breath and nearly out of her mind having not 
slept much in the last couple days or nights for that matter. Having 
that reinforcement ship taken out didn’t give her much reason to 
sleep during the day. It didn’t matter now, if she didn’t sleep she 
would be dead just the same as being killed while sleeping.

The vampires hid back underground and within buildings from the 
sun light. The dark fortress watched over all of them and awaited 
the angel’s intrusion eagerly.

Cloaked in all black with a hood over his face to keep the sun from 
touching his skin was the man again. He watched the young agent 
sleep on the ground where she fell. It was his pleasure taking out 
that cargo ship. He would not have his creation spoiled with a cure. 
He would rather have them slaughtered like the past few nights. 
The planet had a population in the billions. He figured he’d take the 
planet over in a year.

“One more night, agent, I give you one more night. If you survive, 
you may enter my fortress. I have much in store for you!” he 
laughed and walked back into the building nearby. 

--

Yuri awoke and shook herself fully awake. She had no time to be 
drowsy. Sunset was approaching fast and she had no time to find 
food. She used the shot gun to walk a bit better, but it wasn’t long 
enough to work right. She looked in the windows of some of the 
houses nearby to see some glowing eyes. They were waiting for 
her, likely watching her the passed hour or so.

They were hungry.

“Damn it, Kei where are you?” she tried the communicator again 
only to get static. She found some casings on one of the bodies. It 
was one of the troops that went with Kei when they got split up. She 
loaded the shot gun and strapped the belt around herself. She 
needed all the help she could get.

Night struck down hard and thirty some vampires surrounded her. 
She was close to the fortress now. This had to be the last stage 
before it. The last major battle drew closer.

“Alright, let’s get this over with,” she fired off the shot gun down a 
few at once. She then loaded and fired it again. A few more fell. 
They were lining up. They had no fear of death and nothing to live 
for save their master’s orders. Yuri cringed at the idea that they 
may have been ordered to go easy on her.

Three large UG soldiers attacked as a team. The shot gun blasts 
were blocked by their armor. She drew out the sword and shoved it 
through one of their chests. It fell in a crumpled heap. She quickly 
sliced and stabbed the other two while five or so vampires charged 
from behind. She pulled the sword out with one hand and shot the 
shot gun blast upside down off her shoulder on a no look shot. She 
was near deafened by the blast, but it allowed her time to swing the 
sword around to take out the last two. She then loaded and took out 
a couple more.

This was becoming tiring, but at least she had a good sleep this 
time. Five more crumpled in pieces at her feet. She dragged her leg 
further down the street to have another attack her. She shot it in the 
head and then sliced another one to her right.

The fortress was not far away, once she got there this would end 
she could take the mad man out. Perhaps she could find Kei. 
Maybe she made it in there and took him out already. There were 
only theories as to how the vampires would act if the master was 
dead. Maybe they would run wild, or use their last set of orders. 
Maybe they would just collapse. 

It didn’t matter, Yuri needed to be there, had to see this through for 
whatever reason. She shot down a few more and loaded up 
another shot. She was low on bullets again. She decided to save 
some for the inside. She grabbed a large stick and used it to prop 
herself up. She sliced a few more attacking vampires and pushed 
forward step by step. It had been a few hours and the night had a 
long way to go.

“Damn it Kei, if you are still alive hiding in a hole, I’m going to kill 
you!” she muttered and drug on.

Some time later she opened the doors of the fortress and headed 
inside.

“Kei!” Yuri screamed. Her voice carried and bounced off the walls. 
Only the shuffling of feet could be heard. It sounded like the room 
was full of vampires. She got her silver sword ready. The door shut 
hard behind her. She was blind in the darkness, but she still had 
skills to fall back on.

“Take her out!” a voice filled the room.

At once the vampires attacked. Yuri stabbed and slashed. Shot and 
kicked. One by one the vampires fell and crumpled. The bodies 
piled up around her. She fought her way deeper into the pitch black 
fortress with no care of the odds against her.

She kicked aside a vampire which grabbed her leg and then 
shoved the sword into the mouth of one grabbing her from the back. 
She then shoved the crumpled body into an attacking one and 
followed through with the sword.

She grew sore and tired. Every wound threatened to rip open. The 
bandages grew wetter with blood. She fought on killing everyone 
that attacked. She could do no more than a survival instinct.

They smelt blood, they were all blood thirsty beasts with incredible 
strength and speed, thankfully they weren’t that smart. Yuri 
slammed her foot into a vampire’s mouth breaking his jaw. She 
then slammed the sword into another chest. The vampire swarm 
saw no end.

Yuri almost fell over in pain. Her leg bandage had been ripped 
away. Blood ran down her leg and onto the floor. The smell and 
now the taste made the swarm hungrier and greedier. They fought 
each other for the puddle, while even more fought for her leg. They 
needed the blood to maintain their strength while Yuri grew weaker. 
She took them out as before, but she grew sloppy.

The blood loss was getting to her head, she started to come to her 
senses. Kei was gone, the volunteers were dead. No cure would 
save the planet. Doctor Voldara could not be stopped. She would 
become one of them, an immortally insane blood thirsty slave.

She fell onto her knee and fended off a vampire with the side of the 
silver sword. It gnawed it until she threw her weight into it and broke 
her jaw.

Her body was beaten and bruised, cut and bleeding. Her right leg 
was failing her. Her eye sight faded from the blood loss. 

“Enough!” the voice boomed again. Just as quick as when they 
attacked, they stopped and backed away. “Agent Yuri, you have 
killed over a hundred of my children with a heart of ice. To think 
there was a cure made!” Doctor Voldara laughed.

Yuri held her bleeding leg. It wasn’t getting any better. She didn’t 
have the strength to speak let alone fight anymore. She had killed 
countless innocent slaves in the attempt to keep from becoming 
one herself. Now, she had lost hope of rescuing Kei or even herself. 
All she could think about was all of the wise tales of the after life. 
So often she stared death in the face, but only now she took his 
grin seriously.

“One more thing, Kei is dead,” he laughed again. Yuri couldn’t 
respond. She didn’t care. It wasn’t for the lack of caring. It was 
more for the lack of life left in herself. Death was expected and only 
rapture remained. 

“You look pitiful. Allow me to add another piece of news. In this 
dark fortress, how do you know if you killed your own partner or 
not?” he laughed again. He was truly enjoying himself.

Yuri opened her eyes wide. The thought had escaped her mind 
amidst the futile battle. Any one of these horridly crumpled bodies 
may be hers. She might of killed her. She looked around from 
where she sat trying to see in the darkness. She could see nothing 
clearly. “Why,” she choked out the words. She couldn’t stand the 
thought of Kei becoming a shriveled corpse let alone by her own 
hands.

“We all have our fetishes, addictions, and hobbies, little one. For 
coming this far, I will help you find her body. Well, what’s left of it 
anyways!”

A light appeared a couple yards away against a wall. There a cross 
was erected. It moved mechanically so it laid on the ground. It 
seemed the doctor felt Yuri would be unable to stand. The cross 
was painted black and stained red with blood. Upon the cross was 
a painful sight. Yuri, against her better judgment, dragged her 
failing leg to it. After a time she reached it. 

Kei was there strapped to the cross with thin metal wires up and 
down her bare body. Blood had been drained onto the ground 
below, more than likely to feed the swarm awaiting their next meal 
behind her. Yuri pulled out a knife from her belt. The least she 
could do was to get her down from there.

She cut the wires down one by one. They stuck to Kei’s skin and 
left painful looking scars upon removing them. Sometimes they tore 
the skin away. Yuri pulled her self up and cut the wires off Kei’s left 
arm. She held onto it for a moment. It was light and cold. There 
wasn’t a pulse either.

She finished cutting her down and removing the wires. She then 
slumped to the ground with Kei in her arms. Her right leg stopped 
working right and she could no longer stand.

“What a delightful sight,” the doctor mused. He appeared before 
them. “I must say, you are two strong, fine young ladies. It would 
delight me more than, hehe. Did I forget to mention, she was also 
hungry?” a single drip from his hand from a self inflicted wound fell 
upon Kei’s dried lip.

Her eyes opened and her mouth revealed large fangs. Yuri fell over 
backwards in shock. She had no power or will to fight. This entire 
time killing to preserve her own humanity now made useless before 
her own partner.

“You will both become my brides!” the doctor laughed long and 
hard as Kei threw herself onto Yuri with her fanged mouth wide 
open.

Yuri threw her head back and let out a silent scream. 

“You know how a vampire works?” he asked. “Arteries severed, 
snake like fangs inject a poison turning you into them. DNA is 
rewritten, wounds are healed and best part of all, you are my 
slaves!”

Tears formed in her eyes and fell to ground from the pain. Or was it 
pleasure? She was as good as dead now, just another fallen 
volunteer wishing for death. Kei was starved on purpose, a mighty 
slave to serve as back up to the swarm could of been speculated. 
Now only time ticked by until time couldn’t be counted.

“I’m sorry, Kei,” Yuri choked, her voice weak. Blood dripped from 
her mouth. With what strength remained, she took her left hand and 
patted Kei’s head as she had her fill. Allready, Kei’s wounds and 
scars were healing, but she would not yet be satisfied. Yuri grabbed 
the sword and positioned it against Kei’s back.

“You would die together, wouldn’t you? Enough!” he pulled Kei off 
of her and lifted Yuri off the ground. Yuri held her neck where she 
was bit. Her vision was failing her, she would die of blood loss soon.

“Come now, my undead angel. You will feel no pain in a few 
minutes. The poison will turn you soon. Your wounds will heal soon 
after,” he grinned. 

Yuri held the sword limply against his chest with her right. He 
laughed at the idea.

“You plan on killing me in your weakened condition? Any second 
now you will become my slave. Already, I can see you turn, go 
ahead and try!” he brought her close as to tease her further. He 
grabbed her face and pried her mouth open. “Where’s your fangs?” 
he raised an eyebrow.

She shoved the sword as hard as she could into his heart. They fell 
to the ground. He tried to pull it out only to have Yuri put her weight 
into it. She removed her hand from her neck and dropped the fake 
vampire teeth onto his crumpling body. “Arrogant bastard,” she 
thought and feinted. The doors opened the next moment allowing 
the UG reinforcements including paramedics to infiltrate. They had 
orders to cure all that survived. They had been waiting for the battle 
to end. The death of hundreds of their comrades the pass day and 
night or so left them rightfully afraid.