Megalomaniac Urashima's Fan Fiction



Romantic confusion, well rated pg-13 I spose. Yay emotional trauma! hehe



Flash Fire Love

“Kei, this all your fault!” Yuri spat. She fought to get out of the rope 
that had her tied down to the floor. Kei was worn out from cussing up 
a storm and now felt like cussing Yuri out. 
 
Nothing could change their predicament much though. In front of them 
was the man who had knocked them out and tied them where they sat 
now. He had a gun in his hand and big grin on his face. He also had all 
the patience in the world. Kei’s anger may have seen no end, but he 
didn’t seem to care. 
 
“Yell all you want, angels, no one for miles around!” he took a drink of 
his beer can and finished it off. He then threw it at Kei to have it 
bounce off of her head. She growled and made faces, but even she 
was realizing nothing could fix this. 
 
“Kei, calm down,” Yuri muttered. Kei was starting to scare her and 
would hate to see her let loose on the guy. He wasn’t bad looking or 
anything. A small time crook even, he just got lucky. She continued to 
work the rope at her wrists, but it only served to mess her wrists up. 
She figured she’d try it anyways. Kei had already been working the 
ropes for a long time now, but they were too well tied. 
 
“Hehe, I was a boy scout, can you believe it?” he laughed and grabbed 
another beer from the cooler by him. He tossed it into Kei’s lap, “Want 
one?” 
 
Kei stopped growling and just stared, she was beyond furious. 
 
“Tell you what. I’ll assume you sent a beacon out to your friends back 
at the 3WA an hour ago. They should arrive here in another hour or so. 
They can untie you for all that I care,” 
 
The two just stared at him, but they stopped working the ropes. At 
least he wasn’t sadistic. 
 
“I’m going to set up this vid cam on this new fangled pipe bomb I 
made. It’s a remote detonator on a timer. I can turn it off from a 
distance. So then, as I skip town I can watch you struggle, hehe,” he 
smiled. 
 
Yuri groaned. He was sadistic. Kei yawned. 
 
“Only one way to make me turn the bomb off, kiss,” he grinned from 
ear to ear. 
 
“What!?” they both went wide eyed in shock, even though they 
expected all sorts of crap from his mouth. 
 
“Hey, I’m just a man of irony. I don’t ask much, but I get what I 
want,” he grinned more and turned the bomb on. “It’s set for a half 
hour, testing the camera, good, alright. It’ll chime when I turn it off. 
Are you going to get it over with now, or put it off to the last second? I 
could care less, ta ta!” he walked out of the room and closed the door. 
 
“What the hell?” Kei fumed. 
 
“That bomb’s like a large grenade,” Yuri bit her lip. 
 
“Yeah, I know. Think we could survive it?” 
 
“No, I don’t want to be all scraped up!” Yuri whined. 
 
“Scraped up? SCRAPED UP!?” Kei turned and fumed more if that was 
all possible. “Get to your senses you pretty freak! That thing can kill us 
quicker than it can scrape us!” 
 
Yuri closed her eyes and cried outright. 
 
“Cut it out!” Kei shouted. Yuri soon stopped. It was a wasted emotion 
anyways. “Look, we are beat, but that won’t stop me from kicking his 
ass next we meet!” 
 
“So,” 
 
“So deal with it, c’mere!” Kei tried to hop closer to her. 
 
“What!?” Yuri was surprised even though the situation read like a book. 
She tried to hop away from her. 
 
“Damn it, we’re tied so tight we can barely move. He’s making this 
difficult on purpose!” Kei complained. She hopped closer only moving 
an inch or so. 
 
“Kei, stay back!” Yuri sweat dropped and tried to hop away from her. 
They were only a few inches away from each other to begin with. 
 
“Look, we’re going to die whether we kiss or not, let’s just push our 
luck!” Kei growled. 
 
“You want to kiss me that badly?” 
 
“I want to live so I can kick his ass! I’ll kick yours next if you don’t 
hurry up!” Kei hopped closer and started to topple towards her. “Ah, 
shit!” 
 
“Great, now you’re kissing my shoulder!” Yuri tried not to laugh. 
 
“If you don’t cooperate, I’m going to be kissing something a lot 
bigger!” Kei bitched. She thought about chewing on the rope, but 
there wasn’t enough time. 
 
“Eh, damn it,” Yuri muttered. She leaned towards Kei and hopped 
closer. Kei hopped a bit so they ended up forehead to forehead. 
 
“We’ve like 10 minutes left,” Kei commented. 
 
“I know,” Yuri sighed. 
 
Now nose to nose they bit their pride and kissed each other quickly 
nearly missing. The chime didn’t go off. No doubt he was unimpressed. 
They looked at each other for a moment. 
 
“Just imagine it’s someone else,” Kei whispered. 
 
“Fine,” Yuri sighed again. They kissed again this time much longer. 
They figured they’d kiss until the chime went off, but it never did. They 
started to get angry and scared, but seeing this as the only recourse, 
they kissed longer. 
 
The door opened up and they both jerked away. Kei fell over sideways, 
her face landing in Yuri’s lap. The beer can on Kei’s lap rolled onto the 
floor. 
 
At the door was a couple tro cons looking very confused. 
 
“Get the bomb, you jack asses!” Kei shouted, her face slightly muffled 
by Yuri’s skirt. 
 
“Bomb?” one of them walked over and saw the vid camera. He moved 
it aside and picked up the pipe bomb. “This has no explosives in it,” he 
explained. “Why were you two kissing? Did I interrupt something?” his 
partner begun to untie them upon adopting the ideology of discretion 
being the better part of valor. 
 
An hour later the tro con who ‘diffused the bomb’ was sitting on the 
sidewalk with two black eyes and boot print on his chest. He decided 
not to tell anyone about it out of courtesy. It was more like fear 
though. 
 
Kei and Yuri sat away from each other not wanting to talk about any of 
what happened. It was far too embarrassing and seeing each other 
would only bring the memory back. They had no thoughts of the future 
either. 
 
The one who untied them got off the phone with chief Poporo and 
walked back over. 
 
“What he say?” Kei asked. 
 
“He’s thankful that you two were alright and that he sent a couple 
other agents to search for the man who captured you. He will even let 
you ID him if they should find him.” 
 
“Great,” Kei smiled and clenched her fist. 
 
“Right now we need to get back to the base. Word is another big case 
came up.” 
 
“Sounds good to me,” Mr. black-eyes spoke frankly. A woman walked 
over and handed him a couple ice packs he had requested some time 
ago. “Thank you,” he rested his face upon them and winced at the 
stinging. He kept it quiet though. 
 
-- 
 
The Angels took to the sky and then space on their way to a shadow 
hyperspace terminal the 3WA use. It was unmarked on any map other 
than their onboard maps. Yuri flew the ship while Kei slept in her chair. 
They said nothing to each other this whole time. 
 
They exited hyperspace and headed for the planet with the broken 
moon off in the distance. Only half hour remained until they were 
home. 
 
Yuri grew restless hearing Kei fake a snore, she decided to speak up. 
“Who did you imagine kissing?” 
 
Kei bolted upright in her seat, she did not want to talk about the 
situation, but she sighed and gave no comment. She looked over at 
Yuri to see that she had the same expression. Kei shrugged, “Who did 
you imagine?” 
 
“Uh,” Yuri thought, but couldn’t come up with anything. 
 
“Not important, let’s just get back to the base,” Kei got up and walked 
away. 
 
Yuri frowned and thought. No doubt Kei was thinking the same. If they 
were thinking of someone else, they could rationalize the situation. If 
they weren’t, then what? Was it desperation? At any rate they were 
played largely for fools. It wasn’t even a bomb. 
 
At least no one else would know about it. 
 
-- 
 
“Agent Kei, Agent Yuri, welcome, here’s the mission briefing,” Chief 
Poporo handed a couple folders of paper over to them. They took them 
and read through them quickly. 
 
“A smuggling operation?” Yuri asked. 
 
“Yes, high grade weapons were smuggled across one galaxy to 
another illegally. The reason for such a thing could only be war. You 
must find out who is behind it and arrest them if at all possible. 
Arrangements have been made already. Head out before sunset 
tonight,” he ordered.  
 
“Ok, thanks chief,” Yuri smiled. Kei just tossed the briefing back on his 
desk and walked away. She got the jest of it. Poporo sighed as they 
left. Those two and a cache of weapons? This wasn’t good. 
 
“So, Kei, want to grab some food before we go?” 
 
“I’ll get some myself, get lost!” Kei snarled. 
 
“Fine then,” Yuri walked off in a different direction. They headed down 
the street for whatever restaurant suited them best. Kei didn’t bother 
to watch where she was going, twenty minutes later she ended up at 
some cheapo restaurant on the south side of the city. She grabbed a 
chair and ordered a burger. Yuri sat down behind her and ordered a 
salad. 
 
Kei raised an eyebrow and blew smoke from her nose. “Yuri why the 
hell did you follow me?” she got up and yelled. 
 
Yuri was startled. She turned around with a half prepared retort, 
“Follow you!? Why the hell would I follow you!?” she was ready to 
show that she wasn’t some plastic doll. 
 
A man walked over, “Ladies, please, no fighting in the restaurant.” He 
was the manager. 
 
“Yuri, I came to this restaurant for its crappy burgers and watered 
down soda! I did not want you here to eat with me!” Kei clenched both 
fists. The manager sweat dropped at the comment. 
 
“I walked a completely different direction than you, Kei! How can I 
follow you if I’m not walking behind you!? And for your information, I 
cam here for the stupid cheap salads!” 
 
Again the manager sweat dropped, he then wiped his face with a 
paper towel from a waiter walking by. “Look, ladies, I’m going to have 
to ask you to l,” 
 
Tables unturned, glass broken, food flung, clothes ripped, the manager 
feinted on the ground. The next half hour Kei and Yuri sat on the 
sidewalk as the sun set before them. They had fought bitterly for no 
reason whatsoever. Something was wrong with them. 
 
“Kei,” 
 
“Shudap,” 
 
“KEI! It’s going on 8 pm, we need to get going for those smugglers!” 
Yuri shouted. 
 
“I know that!” Kei still didn’t budge from where she sat. 
 
Ten minutes passed and the sun nearly disappeared. Yuri hailed a taxi 
with her leg and soon got in. “You coming? I’m going to solve this case 
without you if you don’t!” 
 
“I don’t care!” Kei spat. 
 
“You’re not coming?” Yuri cocked her head a bit to the side. Since 
when would Kei back out of a mission involving gun smugglers?” she 
closed the door and stayed there for a bit. Kei still didn’t move. They 
left her there and headed for the space port. 
 
“Why did we fight?” Kei rubbed her sore face. “I need to get my mind 
off of this,” she got up and walked away.