Megalomaniac Urashima's Fan Fiction



This is Rated pg-13 for blood, violance and langauge.


Kei versus Yuri, a death match!

“Damn you!” Kei grabbed a shot gun from her weapons pack and cocked 
it. She jumped off the roof of the building and down upon the roof of the 
next. She ran forward and fired a shot gun blast shattering the glass in 
front of her.

“Missed!” Yuri laughed and pulled out a rocket launcher. She jumped into 
the building and fired a blast up at the sky light. Kei fell on her back 
narrowly avoiding the blast.

“Damn it!” Kei switched to a rocket launcher and leapt in after her, “Die 
already!” she shouted. Her nerves were wracked and after chasing her for 
a half hour she couldn’t stand it any more.

“Ha!” Yuri fired a volley of rocket blasts and switched to the shot gun 
once again. They always had a lot of weapons handy. Kei intercepted the 
missiles with hers and switched to a grappling device. She swung onto 
some of the rafters over head. They were in a vast warehouse now.

“Die, Bitch!” Kei clenched her teeth and fired off a volley of rockets. She 
ran from rafter to rafter dodging blasts from Yuri’s shot gun and rocket 
launcher. The building caught fire and some of the rafters fell to the 
ground.

“Ah, crap!” Yuri stopped firing and ran for her life from the blasts and the 
collapsing building. Kei jumped out of a window and fell down upon the 
ground below. On the way down she fired off multiple rockets until she 
ran out of ammo. Yuri ran, ducked and dodged. One blast sent her 
tumbling. She rolled and fire her mini blaster at Kei. Kei blocked it with 
her empty rocket launcher and pulled out a shot gun.

“You going to run again?” Kei smiled fiendishly.

“No!” Yuri smiled as well. She checked the charge on her gun and waited 
for the time to attack. She trained all her life for this. Kei was not going to 
back down either.

“Alright then!” Kei pulled out her mini blaster returning the shot gun. 
“This ends now!”

Suddenly five other trocons ran into the area with rocket launchers in hand. 
“Stop where you are!” one of them shouted.

“The hell we will!” Kei shouted back. She grabbed her shot gun and fired 
off a blast. Yuri fired her remaining rocket blasts as well. Two of the 
trocons were taken out. The others returned fire. Kei and Yuri ran down 
the street away from them. The ground was covered in bullets and bullet 
holes. They both turned into an alley and came across some discarded 
ammo and grabbed it. They reloaded their rockets and shotguns preparing 
for another assault.

“Why the hell they teaming up on us?” Yuri shouted while she ran.

“We have the biggest bounty, we’re the best!” Kei smiled and cocked her 
shot gun. Five more trocons appeared at the end of the alley. The building 
next to them continued to burn and crumble. Any trocon from miles 
around could find them now.

“Take them out!” Yuri fired off her rocket launcher and continued to run 
forward. Kei switched to a rocket launcher as well and ran around the 
corner ahead of Yuri. It would be a temporary truce. Seven rocket blasts 
from various directions shot straight towards the alley where Yuri stood. 
“Wha!?” She ran as fast as she could down the alley the other way right 
into the cross hairs of the remaining trocon’s rocket launcher. The alley 
exploded behind her. Walls broke and crumpled. The alley started to cave 
in. She bounced off of the wall and then a garbage can. Where she jumped 
the wall exploded with a rocket blast. The garbage can was taken out next. 
She fired off her own rocket launcher destroying that end of the alley. She 
was now stuck in the middle of the burning carnage.

She was a sitting duck.

“Ha, looks like they got her!” Kei laughed and blew the head off of a male 
trocon who wasn’t paying attention to his flank. She grabbed his ammo 
and loaded up. “I better go back and see if she’s ok, maybe I can pot shot 
her if she is, heh,” Kei ran back for the alley only to be confronted once 
again.

“Ok,” Yuri leapt through the building next to her. The fire and the 
wreckage proved hard to handle, but standing around did nothing for her 
health. She fended the flames and made her way through to the other side. 
Some trocons landed where she was trapped. They probably got there 
from what was left of the roof top there. She turned around and fired off a 
few quick rocket blasts hoping to take them out before they get her 
cornered. She planted a mine on the wall and leapt behind some of the 
rubble. The wall exploded.

“What the hell?” one trocon commented. The rockets blasted them 
through the wall behind them and onto the floor. They would survive the 
indirect hits. They cocked their guns once again and struggled to get back 
up.

“Heh, cannon fodder!” Kei shouted and fired off some shots into the 
building. It collapsed down upon them. She then ran off after Yuri. She 
apparently made it out ok.

“C’mon, Kei, just you and me!” Yuri ran into the clearing firing off 
multiple shots from her shot gun. She was providing her own cover fire. 
Kei ran out after her and rolled under a few of the blasts. She leapt onto a 
box and fired off her own shot gun blast. Yuri fell to the ground. Her arm 
had been hit.

“Damn it!” Yuri struggled to get up, she knew Kei was getting close. She 
rolled over and shot off her shot gun. Kei leapt aside only to have her leg 
butchered.

“Aaah!” Kei screamed. She couldn’t walk anymore. “You and me, you 
and me, noone else!” Kei growled. She grabbed her rocket launcher and 
aimed it only to have a rocket sent back at her. Her gun was obliterated 
and her arm butchered. She rolled aside trying to avoid more of the blast. 
Yuri tosses her rocket launcher aside having expended its ammo. She 
grabbed her shot gun again. Kei pulled out her blaster. Some trocons ran 
into the area. They closed in fast.

“Damn it!” Kei mumbled. She fire doff her blaster slicing Yuri’s arm.

“Can’t aim?” Yuri fired back with her left hand and sliced Kei’s shoulder.

“We’re not left handed,” Kei rolled over and pushed herself with her right 
leg on top of Yuri. They would have to fight hand to hand.

Kei punched her in the face and got her leg kicked breaking it further. Kei 
sneered and slammed her fist down upon her face again, “I’ll rip your face 
off!”

Yuri kicked her again and busted her leg completely off. Kei screamed in 
anger and punched Yuri again breaking her nose and teeth.

“Lay off my face!” Yuri screamed and kicked Kei in the crotch. Kei 
punched her again in the face hoping to bash her skull in.

“Die already!” Kei shouted. Shot gun blasts fired towards them from all 
directions. Some who had rockets left fired them as well.

Soon all was black.

“Damn it!” Kei shook her head.

Yuri just sighed.

“Kei, Yuri, I told you this is a tag team match, stop trying to kill each 
other!” the chief instructor explained.

“Sorry,” Yuri said sheepishly.

Kei just laughed, “I’ll have you next time! Hahahha!”

“It was just a game, Kei, relax!” the chief shouted.